BREAKING NEWS!
Re-Captured! Mas Selamat Kastari found in the toilet of the Whitley Road Detention Centre (WRDC) on the morning of 1 April 2008.
Mas Selamat Kastari was found in the toilet from which he allegedly made his escape on 27 February 2008. He look sated and happy, although he had grown a long beard like that of Iran's former chief priest, the Ayatollah Khomeini's. Apparently, after being on the run for more than a month and surviving on MacRitchie Reservoir's forested food for the same period, he decided to return to captivity as he was getting sick of MacRitichie's forest food, leftovers from picnickers, and food meant for the monkeys. The more Mas Selamat fought over the food left behind for the MacRitchie Reservoir monkeys, the more he felt like an ape. He finally figured he deserved better food, which had been provided to him free of charge and free of fight at the WRDC.
Mas Selamat made it a point to visit the WRDC loo upon return because he was stinking all over and need to dump his sh*t, which he had accumulated for one month (eeirr...agh). Prison authorities estimate that they will need a whole bottle of shampoo to clean him up, but he will not be provided with 'Dove' brand shampoo, but the Dettol brand, which was more effective in detoxing and disinfecting the man. It was feared that Mas Selamat may have been infected with some monkey disease during the time of his abode and refuge in MacRitchie Reservoir forest.
The nation can now breath a sigh of relief that he has been found and re-incarcerated. Hey, Mack, go get the barber, quick!
P.S. Takeway lesson - don't leave food for the monkeys. You never know who you might end up feeding.
Tuesday, April 01, 2008
Mas Selamat Caught!
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9 comments :
i need source. where is the proof!?
Umm... ok... April fool?
Sorry guys, I wish it were true. If he got caught on 1 April (any year) - i.e. April Fools' Day - and he surrendered of his own accord, then there is something mighty suspicious about the whole story. There is no credible source for this story, just my wishful thinking.
U R Faking
Oh haha!
cool news :) but its so funny just text news haha how do you guys want us to trust this huh?? haha so funny tryna make us fool :P
Well, he was caught in Malaysia, it's in the local newspaper.lol.
i was searching for real news. but then i found this. haha! it's entertaining.keep it up :)
Hey.. U had insider news rite..
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